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  1. I don't care if you're black, white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, short, tall, fat, skinny, rich or poor. If you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you. Simple as that. - Robert Michaels

  2. Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later he may be with his real girlfriend. - Amy Sedaris

  3. Don't go looking for boys in the dark They will say pretty things thenleave you with scars. Do go looking for boys in the park For that is where the true gentlemen are. - Anna Godbersen

  4. It's easy to look back and see it, and it's easy to give the advice. But the sad fact is, most people don't look beneath the surface until it's too late. - Wendelin Van Draanen

  5. It is very difficult to live among people you love and hold back from offering them advice. - Anne Tyler

More Quotes By Douglas Adams
  1. There's always a moment when you start to fall out of love, whether it's with a person or an idea or a cause, even if it's one you only narrate to yourself years after the event: a tiny thing, a wrong word, a false note,...

  2. I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

  3. A learning experience is one of those things that says, 'You know that thing you just did? Don't do that.

  4. This must be Thursday, ' said Arthur to himself, sinking low over his beer. 'I never could get the hang of Thursdays.

  5. We are stuck with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works.

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